Slightly delayed takes on Sister Wives, 90 Day Fiance, and literal hot tea. Rachel went all the way to Vegas and didn't run into Debbie or Colt but she did take a sketchy 20 minute stroll. We discuss new strategies for retirement in the doomsda...

Ashley and Rachel talk about what happens right before a nuclear explosion, the royal death, bad Tik Tok challenges, and the imortance of a good chairSupport the patreon!

Ashley and Rachel podcast live with eachother over vodkas and discuss student loan forgiveness, arguing on FB about student loan forgiveness, and more. Rachel is afraid of riding trains over bridges. Ashley doesn't owe anyone anything. We discu...

Ashley and Rachel discuss the Trump raid,  skin care to prevent sun related deformities, and more!Support our damn patreon

Ashley and Rachel reconvene after a couple weeks off due to pandemic related garbage. We discuss celeb lite-cancellations, faking accents, and the phenomenon of cryptomnesia which makes people accidentally steal songs and jokes.

Ashley and Rachel discuss the previous week of events on the eve of July 4th (posted late) and the state of having a uterus in America. Rachel is hyperfocusing on the Marilyn Manson defamation trial and Ashley is knocking hot dogs out of people...

Ashley and Rachel caught up earlier in the week to discuss budget hacks, potential scams and Joe Biden apparently falling off a bike. Delayed posting due to national events so please enjoy this tone of not knowing what was going to happen in a ...

Ashley and Rachel discuss current binge watching and get excited for our Jurassic Park outing (the movie, not that park...but wouldn't that be cool?). Rachel hopes Chris Pratt gets eaten by the dinosaur he raised. Ashley is too busy for Jury Du...

Ashley and Rachel discuss the swing back (swingback? backswing?) of #metoo, how all of the 90's men are falling, internet dating, what spores are, and Ashley's brush with a neverending cold. We're starting a patreon to motivate us to be more co...

Ashley and Rachel figure out recycling, nuclear waste, and the entire healthcare system. Rachel remembers a weird moment with the GYN. Ashley advocates for her favorite snack. Please like, comment, subscribe!

Rachel gives a terrible summary of the Depp/Heard trial thus far. Ashley explains how to buy Twitter. We say something mean about Trump and the Zoom meeting shuts down. Rachel bets on a horse for the first time.

Ashley finally gets to use an industrial vacuum. Rachel discusses the downfall of her mobile game fake city, and also processes loss. We try to figure out when Johnny Depp turned spooky. Ashley is truamatized from the Nightmare Before Christmas...

Ashley and Rachel return after their longest hiatus to catch up self care vs basic health management, go on a 90 Day tagent, and recruit members for most recent mobile games. Rachel is taking suggestions for reward mobile games for Sadboi Dan.

Ashley and Rachel reconvene to discuss the power of memes, BIG spoilers, and the looming danger underlying conservative sh*tpostings.  Also Rachel says a huge THANK YOU for coming to my album recording 12/5, stay tuned for that sweet sweet...

Ashley and Rachel discuss booster side effects, QAnon conspiracies and not doing yoga when you have diarrhea. We come up with a song for a musical about QAnon then quickly lose interest. Keep washing your hands!Like, subscribe and share...

Ashley and Rachel turn the tables and dish out some hot tips for travel, life, and not being too cheugy. Or maybe being cheugy is actually better? Tune in and find out!Also, Rachel is recording an album Dec 5th and you should be there! ...

Rachel and Ashley reconvene and discuss trying to have patience when everything is falling apart around you lol jk. Rachel finally gets her security deposit back. Ashley is being overly humble about being in the Candy Crush Championships. Share...

Ashley and Rachel discuss the new Mu variant, climate change, swimming in the storm water, famous people we should know better, and the bleak state of mankind

Ashley and Rachel return with a new catch phrase! Rachel talks about her lag with social media and podcast commitments due to living in a house without a wall for 7 weeks.  Ashley gets input from the neighbors and possibly something living...

Ashley and Rachel are excited for vax status. Rachel describes how smoothies caused her to spiral. Ashley longs to rummage again. We discuss how fruit is too expensive, FEMA vaccine rollout in Philly and what not to do when you're waiting in a ...

Ashley and Rachel welcome the new year and new prez and new national attack plan for corona and all things related. We reminisce on the year anniversary of our last couple months of naïve bliss and discuss the incredible staying power of cults....

Ashley and Rachel talk about SAD during the pandemic, and reminisce about flaking out on plans. Rachel needs suggestions on what to do with an abundance of carrots. Ashley things bad things wouldn't happen to kids in horror movies if they just ...

Ashley and Rachel talk about celebrity cult culture, what you're even supposed to do on dating apps right now, and we may or may not go off the rails about 90 Day Fiance (Rachel's fault). Tune in and give us a rating and stuff. #VACCINE2021

Ashley and Rachel reconvene after the election and discuss the elation of going out to a bar outside for the first time in 8 months. Rachel almost joins Parler. The robots keep trying to steal Ashley's voice. Join us for more antics as we enter...

Ashley and Rachel put all feelings on the table during our last shreds of hope before the election. If you can please donate to the family of Walter Wallace Jr. at the following link: https://www.gofundme.com/f/92wvm-funding-for-familyI...